Heart attack FAIL
June 5th, 2009Tim sent me this picture from Bristol Temple Meads station and it is one of the funniest/most unfortunate things I have seen in ages!!
“Sorry for any inconvenience”????? Such as death, for example?? Haha. So when I am having a heart attack and notice the sign as I reach for the de-fib (well, kind of – I expect someone else will!) I shall remind myself to get up and take a short hike to platform 7 because someone forgot the Duracell and the pink bunny finally stopped drumming!! Classic lack of punctuation also….
June 8th, 2009 at 15:25
They could have written something funnier like, “De-fib is not in operation, please resort to your hands like you had to for the past 6000 years!” or “De-fib battery on order, please use the overhead line or third rail for a boost” (yes, I know neither are present at Temple Meads!).
Not sure I want some random BR guard pumping me full of 150 joules anyway. Remind me not to have a heart attack at Temple Means.