Archive for April, 2009

Song of the day: Solomon Sang

Sunday, April 26th, 2009

I LOVE This song by Cassandra Wilson, not only because it is mellow and atmospheric, but because I think the words are great.  They made me think about the turmoil of Solomon and how very human he was.  People are quick to criticise Solomon, but I have always been fascinated by him.

SOLOMON SANG:

He had silver and gold
Riches untold
And the beast of the field lay at his feet

Everybody bowed
He wondered why or how
It all came to be

No one understood his sorrow
No one saw his pain
He was praying for grace
Ravens pray for rain

And when he stood before the altar
Solomon sang
Solomon sang

Wisdom was his calling
Pride sent him falling
Love was blissful misery

When the days grew dim
Life begin again
In the questions of the Queen

Did she understand his sorrow
Did she see his pain
Vanity and precious stones
Weigh you down the same

But when he laid down with Mekeda
Solomon sang
Solomon sang

Love for woman
Love for God
Not so simple
Not too hard
For the spirit
Pleasure is sweet
And surrender set him free
Free
Set him free

When our time is ended
How will we have spent it
Did we see the beauty in each day

Was it God’s devotion
Behind each emotion
Or did it all just slip away

Can you understand his sorrow
Can you see his pain
Nothing lives forever
But the love that bears your name

And when he stood up in the temple
Solomon sang

Solomon sang
Solomon sang
Solomon sang

Old man in an Elvis T-shirt

Saturday, April 25th, 2009

Cheltenham town centre on a Saturday always turns up something or someone highly amusing.

Idiocy FAIL

Friday, April 24th, 2009

Found this article and needed a great word to describe my reaction… I settled upon “chortle” !!!

Man pretending to fall off bridge actually falls

BLOOMINGTON, Minn. – Police said a 23-year-old man is in stable condition after he pretended that he was falling off a bridge over the Minnesota River, then actually fell off the bridge. Police got a call just before 5 a.m. Sunday from a 21-year-old man who said his friend fell off the Highway 77 bridge and into a marshy area about 30 feet below.

The caller said he was driving north when his friend, who he said had been drinking, told him to pull into the bridge’s emergency lane so he could urinate.

The 23-year-old stood eventually climbed to the ledge of the bridge, then looked at his friend and pretended to fall. “He then in fact fell,” reads a press release from the Bloomingtin Police Department.

Police from Bloomington and Eagan responded, and the Eagan Fire Department used a chair lift to retrieve the man. He was transported to Hennepin County Medical Center where was treated.

Branding FAIL

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

Never abbreviate “photographic art”…

On the subject of talent…..

Tuesday, April 21st, 2009

Thinking of the X Factor and Britain’s got Talent I thoroughly recommend a book by Ben Elton called Chart Throb – absolutely brilliant!  Very insightful!

Britain’s got talent

Tuesday, April 21st, 2009

I hope this little guy wins….  He was a really nice kid too.  I have to put a link as embedding is disabled…

Project preview…

Tuesday, April 21st, 2009

This is one of my portfolio projects….  If you would like to see the rest, then please come to my private view on 29th May at Pitville Studios, University of Gloucestershire (details to follow!)

If Alfa Romeo made lingerie….

The brand

Tags

Packaging for stockings

Pillow pack packaging for lingerie

Perfume bottle

Perfume packaging

Perfume bottle with packaging

Bag

Grrrrr

Sunday, April 19th, 2009

The little *insert minor expletive* next door appears to have flicked his unwanted fag butt into our garden.  It has landed on my trampoline and burnt a hole in the cover.  If I catch him flicking butts into my garden again I will burn a hole in his cover I can tell you.  Grrrrrrr……

The daft British public

Saturday, April 18th, 2009

A moment of madness,…

The sun was out but for a day
So I went out for a wander
And, did I find, to my dismay,
So many fashion blunders.

What is wrong with humankind
That when the sun does care to shine
It pops into their futile minds
To dress up properly to the nines?

A young man, the first to catch my glance
Surf shorts, school pumps and T-shirt.
The shorts were hanging round his arse,
And his hair was full of flea dirt.

And then a lady, aged fifty-two,
Staggering in hot pants,
She walks as though she needs the loo,
Whilst to her phone she rants.

An elderly gent in shorts and slippers
Wobbles down the road by me,
He munches on his oats and kippers
Until nurse catches escapee.

A teenage girl in a halter neck top,
Shivers at the roadside,
Her hair and make-up all over the shop,
Alack, alas, the forecast lied.

So why do we do it?  We never learn,
We live in the UK.
We have to accept the weather may turn
And usually turn to grey.

Umbrellas

Saturday, April 18th, 2009

I was doing some thinking the other day…  This is usually a dangerous occurrence.  For some reason I was reminded of a quote that used to hang on the wall of our English block at school.  It said “The mind is like an umbrella.  It functions best when it is open.”  I remember, at school, at the tender age of twelve, being incredibly skeptical of this quote.  I felt that it was the kind of quote that one could hear and think “ooooh, profound!” but when you actually analysed it, it would end up being absolute rubbish, like so many so-called philosophical insights.  I felt that it was encouraging people to be liberal-minded, not letting their yes be yes and their no be no.

It was only the other day when the quote came back to me, that I was able to reflect upon its true meaning.  It is not an invitation to be liberally minded, but rather to be gracious in the receivership of information.  

I have seen a lot of situations recently that have ruffled my feathers.  These are the plank and speck of dust situations mentioned in the Bible, where people are quick to judge, quick to speak their opinion and offer ‘wisdom’ and slow to listen or to be gracious.  I, for one am constantly guilty of this.  

The Bible says that we should be “quick to listen and slow to speak”.  So often we are quick to speak and almost prophecy our own demise in the process.  Pride before a fall is a phrase oft used and seldom understood, until it happens to us.  For example, we might be quick to condemn the situation of a friend, without acknowledging that our own situation is no better.  The fact that they are further down the line of ‘no better-ness’ does not serve as a warning, rather we sit and gloat that we have not got there yet.

Sometimes we really think we have it all sewn up and we can act like the religious leaders in the Bible.  ”The law/scripture/culture/anything says this and therefore you are wrong and I must treat you like this”.  How did Jesus react in these circumstances?  He often said to the religious leaders that they just didn’t get it.  They were spending so much time following religion, that they did not follow God.  

Jesus was the one who said to the prostitute, (who, according to the law, should have been stoned), that he did not condemn her, even though he was the only one who could.  It was Jesus who healed on the sabbath, contrary to the rules of the religious leaders.  Jesus spoke to the woman at the well, despite cultural tradition.  Jesus went near people with leprosy.  Jesus was reflected in the good samaritan.  Jesus is the good shepherd who leaves 99 sheep to find one who has wandered astray.  Jesus was born in a stable when he deserved the palace of a king.  Jesus healed the ear of the guard who was about to lead him to his death.  Jesus forgave those who killed him.  Jesus forgave you and Jesus forgave me.

Coming back to the quote.  Don’t be so intently fixed on what you think you know is right. I pray that I will also not be.  Ask God for his eyes and ears and mouth.  Be more like an umbrella.  If Jesus can do all of that, whilst being the one person in history who could have done otherwise, then why do we think we have the right to pick at dust whilst avoiding planks?

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