Archive for December, 2008

New House New House…

Monday, December 22nd, 2008

…Frank Sinatra might once have sung?!  Hmmm maybe not.  Well we are in!  We are also in many pieces, the place looks like a bomb has hit and we feel like a bomb has hit us too!  JT claims that he is at the end of his tether and I think I might have lost my tether somewhere in the move.

Anyhow, as promised…. The décor!  It is so special that I have to show you one room at a time, in order to prevent serious indigestion!!  We will start with the master boudoire….  I intend to rip this apart and paint it as soon as I possibly can!!!  As I mentioned before, whoever lived here had a serious taste bypass but it truly does have to be seen to be believed.

Let us begin with these pink patterned curtains on their plastic rails…

They are accompanied by this stunning brown shadow carpet, which looks a bit like what happens when you spill coffee on your paperwork.

And then they thought, “Hmmm, what goes with brown shadow carpet?  Ah yes!  beige wallpaper with embossed green, peach and white foamy leaves.  This does not give enough detail alone, so we’ll smack on a pearlescent blue border with peach and green leaves too.”

Le piéce de resistance.  A pink frilly lampshade which would do  my grandmother’s teapot proud.  

I did chuckle when JT said on the phone to the letting agent, “Can we please decorate?  It’s just that my wife is a graphic designer and, well, the décor might just be a sticking point”.  He wasn’t wrong.

Twinkle likes Christmas

Saturday, December 20th, 2008

Twinkle and Monty are with my parents for Christmas/while we move.  This is a good idea.  It seems that twinkle has taken rather a shine to the Christmas tree!

Black and white with a hint of red

Saturday, December 20th, 2008

Last night was the annual Trinity staff party.  I was a little nervous to start with, but survived!  There was nice food, a quiz and a salsa class!  I watched the salsa rather than joining in but it was all good fun.  The theme was ‘black and white with a hint of red’, but I went for a hint of pink (off-red).

Anyway, had better dash, we’re about to move house!  Will post some pics of the hilarious decoration soon…  I might not have broadband for a while :-(

Excited little girl

Friday, December 19th, 2008

Today I made my debut in Design Week magazine with…..  A picture caption!!!  I know it is small, but I am really thrilled.  It sits alongside the Natural History Museum, Lipton red fruit tea and Terminal 5.  The work was for Dale, Forty & Co. Ltd. I feel like a right saddo posting it here, but I am still smiling from ear to ear.  Buy your copy from any good WHSmith branch from today until next week.

Quote of the day!

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008

Don’t settle for shampoo, demand real poo!

Notable Cheltonian

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008

It’s amazing what trivia emerges day to day…

John Nevil Maskelyne (1839–1917), magician and inventor of the pay toilet

Who knew that this man came from Cheltenham?  For years my Grandma has excused herself in order to “spend a penny”, much to my amusement – she’d be a millionaire by now if she had saved all those pennies.  I wonder if she knows, now that she lives in Cheltenham, that the originator of one of her favourite catchphrases comes from this very town?

I was utterly intrigued, however, by what causes one to become a magician and then one day think to oneself,  ”I know, I’ll invent a toilet that you have to pay for!” ….?!??!

There’s only one Matt Pinless…

Monday, December 15th, 2008

…And he is a legend!

in music – embarrassingly….

Friday, December 12th, 2008

My first single: Girls Just Want To Have Fun (story of my life?!)  by Cyndi Laupher!!  Arrgghh!!  My brother bought this for me because I had said that I liked it.  I am not sure what I was thinking…

My first album was Happy Nation by Ace of Base…..

 

My claim to fame with Ace of Base is that a friend of my parents in Sweden knows one of them.  That’s about as much of a claim to fame as knowing the man who once clipped the toe nails of one of the queen’s corgis before it was hers!

Excuse me whilst I think out loud for a minute

Friday, December 12th, 2008

I hope you don’t mind me thinking out loud.  This is a thought process at present…  I was having a conversation with my good friend Hitchmo at the pub last night that has got me thinking today.  We were talking about how you can deal with a situation into which God gives you insight long before it happens and how you can carry this sensation.  I shan’t go into details of what we were actually talking about but I have since been thinking about the notion of prophetic insight and praying about what one can do in a situation such as this.

The prophets of the church had a huge responsibility in Biblical times.  They had to relay God’s instruction to His people.  This has not changed today and often we claim that prophecy should only be encouraging or uplifting.  I am not always sure if this is the case – I know that before now, God has revealed things to me that are not encouraging or uplifting and I have not quite known what to do about them.  Are we afraid, as a church, to tell people that they have to change the way that they are in order to avoid a destructive path?  

Wisdom is the ability to apply knowledge, experience, understanding, common sense and insight.  Prophecy, if you like, is knowledge, understanding and insight from God, so wisdom (the application of prophecy in this case) is key.  However, you cannot ‘apply’ the prophetic without discernment, which is a bit like wisdom’s filtration system.  

Jesus knew all along that he was going to die on the cross.  The prophets alluded to it and he did too, but he didn’t spend his entire ministry telling everyone that he was going to die a grueling death.  He preached the Word of God.  If he had gone to everyone and said “I am going to be crucified because of all the stuff that you get wrong” they might not have believed him and they wouldn’t have understood.  Instead, he demonstrated who he was and taught about the one from whom he came (the one that he was).  In doing this, he prepared the world for his death and resurrection.  He had to carry the whole picture, being the ultimate prophet.  He had to use wisdom, to know how to relay that message, but also discernment in order to know how to filter that message.

Then I started to think about the whole notion of death and resurrection and how it applies to so much of life.  It occurs, obviously, when we become Christians – we put our old self behind us and become renewed in God.  It also happens, similarly, in nature.  A tree does not become a whole different tree (as the Bible says, who can re-enter their mother’s womb and be born again?) but it does shed off its old leaves and grow new ones.  

The church also experiences periods of death and resurrection.  It is incredibly painful during the time of ‘death’ but if you know God’s promise of resurrection you will come out the other side.  The thing with all of this is that Jesus had to choose to do God’s will and be put to death.  In the same way, the church has to be willing to ‘put to death’ its old ways and embrace the new.  It is very hard to do this, but it is necessary.   One thing I have always wondered, about the Easter story, is how on earth did Saturday feel?  We talk about Good Friday and Easter Sunday, but I imagine that the say in between must have been the longest day of earth’s life.  Imagine the doubt, the devastation, the unrest, the despair and everything else that must have occurred at that time.  Would I have clung to the fact that in three days he would rise again if I was there?  Probably not, I think I would have jumped straight to “Why has this happened?”  ”What do we do now God?”  ”I just can’t see it”.  Perhaps it is Saturday in the church at the moment.  We do, after all live in Saturday times – the time between Jesus completing his task on the cross and Him coming again.  Let’s not lose sight of the promise.

Log of useless cretins

Wednesday, December 10th, 2008

Today I am doing my nut. It is my favourite part of moving (not!!) when you have to ring all of your utilities companies to change your address. We have about 20 people to ring this morning and I kid you not, not a single company has managed to change our address successfully. HOW DIFFICULT CAN IT BE?????????????????? I am livid.

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